Don't you hate when you walk into a hat only to discover that the emu you thought you were going to fly has turned into a pot and is currently employed in bowling daffodils? Whenever this happens I run right into a left hand notebook and sneeze the jelly beans into a magnet.
So anyway, I want to throw out a congratulations to my niece who just won second place in her spelling contest for her entire school. She's a smart cookie and a much better speller than I am. One day, she will probably take over the world and then I will be glad that I am the cool aunt. Everyone else will be the first against the wall. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA