aka I can write two things at once. I'm currently working on my 4 page paper that is due tonight at 6 and for some reason, John decided to make margaritas. One would assume this would hinder the brains process, but it totally didn't. Before the margaritas were made, I had words on the page and once I started drinking the margarita, there were MORE WORDS ON THE PAGE! It was like an essay miracle. It probably had nothing to do with the alcohol because I only took a few sips. It was probably the massive amount of sugar in the mix that woke my brain up and said "HEY! Hey..... IT'S TIME TO WRITE THINGS!" I still have a page and half left to go but I also have an hour and a half left to write. That's like half a page every 30 minutes. If only the text were more interesting, I would have been done with this yesterday. Reading this book was like running uphill. I had to reread many things so that I could fully understand stuff I don't care about. Somebody slap me next time I think its a good idea to take a history class. It's a bad idea.