So I was looking for inspiration about what to write today. I browsed through my documents on google drive and found a something titled "subject list". It was from a more ambitious time when Kris and I were going to write about certain topics every week. We literally never got started. But I did write down some random subjects to write about. The flashiest on the list was light-sabers! I was probably watching my son destroy the apartment with a light-saber when I came up with that list. Everything else was boring.
Anyway, after Bishop broke a light bulb in his room with his toy light-saber, it was confiscated. I'm pretty sure he had broken something else before that and there was way too many near misses. Just seeing him holding it was enough to put my anxiety through the roof. He's probably gonna be in therapy like 20 years from now talking about how his parents never let him have light-sabers and he'll have a whole room in his house that's just ceiling to floor light-sabers and swords. At least he'll be protected against Emperor Palpatine. No Sith will be safe in that house. It's a good thing we took his toy light-saber away so he hoards them later. Now I know he'll be protected as an adult. As we all know, Sith attack is the number one threat to adulthood.
Ironically, one of the other subjects on that list was "Being an Adult". Bishop is going to be an interesting adult. I honestly can't wait to see it. I mean I can wait, cause he's my baby and I want him to stay that way as long as possible, but it will also be fun to watch him grow up. Picking his brain is already one of my favorite activities. He has some crazy ideas about how things work.
Anyway, after Bishop broke a light bulb in his room with his toy light-saber, it was confiscated. I'm pretty sure he had broken something else before that and there was way too many near misses. Just seeing him holding it was enough to put my anxiety through the roof. He's probably gonna be in therapy like 20 years from now talking about how his parents never let him have light-sabers and he'll have a whole room in his house that's just ceiling to floor light-sabers and swords. At least he'll be protected against Emperor Palpatine. No Sith will be safe in that house. It's a good thing we took his toy light-saber away so he hoards them later. Now I know he'll be protected as an adult. As we all know, Sith attack is the number one threat to adulthood.
Ironically, one of the other subjects on that list was "Being an Adult". Bishop is going to be an interesting adult. I honestly can't wait to see it. I mean I can wait, cause he's my baby and I want him to stay that way as long as possible, but it will also be fun to watch him grow up. Picking his brain is already one of my favorite activities. He has some crazy ideas about how things work.
No comments:
Post a Comment