I don't have any pictures of snails. It did rain today, but they are nowhere to be found. Perhaps they are still conspiring in their underground lair. They're waiting for the huge rainstorm so they can gather all the fellow snails from neighboring lawns. Still no idea what they are planning. I don't speak snail. I don't think they even make any noise. If they did, I imagine it would something similar to entish. Maybe that's why its taking so long. I assume they are ready for attack but they could still be saying hello to each other. I guess the only thing to do is wait.
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March 31, 2012
Day 33: High Council
John took this picture yesterday during one of his laundry runs. It is clear they are organizing. Unfortunately their plans had to be put on hold because its not raining today. Perhaps they took their meetings underground. That seems like a much more sinister place to have meetings. Maybe they have some kind of building down there. Perhaps I should be more worried about these goings-on.
March 29, 2012
Day 32: Snails
There are snails just outside of our apartment plotting things. They come out when it rains to remind us that they're there... and get stepped on. Lucky for them, I'm not that heartless. It's hard to portray their everywhere-ness in a single photo because they're small and don't like to gather for group pictures because it takes too long. However, I managed to get a few individual shots.
The two on the ground had just finished copulating and began to slither away from each other in shame before I came out to snap a picture. I'm pretty sure the other one thinks he's spider-man.
In this one, if you look really close, you can see BABIES! Not the big fat ass in the bottom right corner, I just got him in the shot for reference. There's like 5 baby snails total. I'd adopt one but I'm pretty sure Olive would just eat it. Plus when they get older, they don't look as cute. They're just slugs with shells.
There's like 50 more snails on the lawn. Maybe they're having an old fashioned tent revival. Except in snail world its bring your own tent.
The two on the ground had just finished copulating and began to slither away from each other in shame before I came out to snap a picture. I'm pretty sure the other one thinks he's spider-man.
In this one, if you look really close, you can see BABIES! Not the big fat ass in the bottom right corner, I just got him in the shot for reference. There's like 5 baby snails total. I'd adopt one but I'm pretty sure Olive would just eat it. Plus when they get older, they don't look as cute. They're just slugs with shells.
There's like 50 more snails on the lawn. Maybe they're having an old fashioned tent revival. Except in snail world its bring your own tent.
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