It's funny when I was a kid, I was really glad I didn't need glasses cause I didn't want to look dorky and now that I'm an adult, I'm excited about getting glasses cause they make me look smart. I'm hoping they'll make me feel smarter too... or at least make my professors feel like I'm smarter cause only smart people wear glasses. No one else in the world wears glasses, only smart people. It's because their brains are so overloaded with genius, their eyes can't be bothered to work correctly. It's the same reason geniuses are extremely messy. When you're busy solving the worlds problems, who has time to pick up dirty clothes? And it works out great cause I could just take my glasses off and not see the mess.
My eyes are still adjusting to being able to see correctly. I can see things more clearly but my head feels a little dizzy with the adjustment. They said it would take about a week to get used to them.
Speaking of which, there's a cruel poster inside of IHOP. Right after we picked up the glasses, we went to IHOP for breakfast and there's a poster inside of three coffee cups, all of which are painted to look blurry. It's like they want people to think they're going blind.
Anyway, here's a picture so you can recognize me with my glasses on.
My eyes are still adjusting to being able to see correctly. I can see things more clearly but my head feels a little dizzy with the adjustment. They said it would take about a week to get used to them.
Speaking of which, there's a cruel poster inside of IHOP. Right after we picked up the glasses, we went to IHOP for breakfast and there's a poster inside of three coffee cups, all of which are painted to look blurry. It's like they want people to think they're going blind.
Anyway, here's a picture so you can recognize me with my glasses on.
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| Me becoming smarter |
You gained points in intelligence. Congrats!
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